A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never

let her down.  He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort

her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live

without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest

emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she

always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will

enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

 No wait… sorry… I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that…….

Never mind.