A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
 
    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"  The guy, clearly offended, says,

     "Yes I am.  But let me ask you something.
 
     If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?  

    "Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
     
     "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  

    "Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    "Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"  

     The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
     
     The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
      
    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."